What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:23
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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No way
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?